okay so last night my parents went out and got WASTED.

they left at like 5:30 pm and still aren’t home, even though it’s 10:30 am.

they were like an hour away, but still. they must’ve gone to a friends house, which is only 30 minutes away.

The last time I saw either of them post something on facebook was about an hour ago saying “go to the ren festival with us!”

that HAS to mean renaissance

they’re still not home yet

i am going to be fucking livid if I don’t get to go to the renaissance festival. livid.