December 2011
wizarding:
So dad’s boss came over today to give us our saints tickets for sunday and he asked me, “What’s up Dalton?”
I just replied, “I really want some scrambled eggs right now.”
And I just hear my mom from across the house saying, “He did not.”
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
i really genuinely hate everything right now